Who is MicroSoft?
Once upon a time*, I ran a whois lookup on microsoft.com, just for giggles. Today I came across it while cleaning up junk from my hard drive. For your entertainment, I post the results here before I delete the file.
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*Oct 26, 2001, which I just realized happens to be someone's birthday.
MICROSOFT.COM.ZZZ.SUCKS.AZZ.PHAEN.ASMICROSOFT.COM.Z---HELLO-FROM-SIBERIA---I.Z3S.COMMICROSOFT.COM.WILL.NEVER.SATISFY.A.TRUE.TELNETJUNKIE.COMMICROSOFT.COM.WILL.NEVER.RUN.PUREDATA.NETMICROSOFT.COM.WILL.LIVE.FOREVER.BUT.LUNIX.SUCKS-BYBIRTH.ARTISTICCHEESE.COMMICROSOFT.COM.WILL.ALWAYS.FEARPENGUINS.COMMICROSOFT.\U128 \uc0 \u128 //\U155 \u155 COM.WHOIS.RESULTS.MAKE.A.GREAT.HUMOUR-LIST.COMMICROSOFT.COM.WAS.HACKED.TODAY.BY.JAMESSMALL.COMMICROSOFT.COM.TONY.HAS.SEXUAL.IN.ADEQUACY.ORGMICROSOFT.COM.TOLD.ME.TO.KILL.UR.PC.LIVE-EVIL.COMMICROSOFT.COM.TOHA.KANKEI.ARIMASEN.300BPS.NETMICROSOFT.COM.TAKES.IT.IN.THE.BUTT.FROM.WHILE1.ORGMICROSOFT.COM.SUKZ.ORGMICROSOFT.COM.SHOULD.GIVE.UP.BECAUSE.LINUXISGOD.COMMICROSOFT.COM.SE.FAIT.HAX0RIZER.PAR.TOUT.LE.ZOY.ORGMICROSOFT.COM.RUNSLINUX.NETMICROSOFT.COM.PRODUCTS.WILL.NEVER.BE.SEEN.AT.MCNEIGHT.ORGMICROSOFMICROSOFT.COM.NOTHING.HAPPENS.XYZZY.COMMICROSOFT.COM.NAO.VALE.UM.CARALHO.NETMICROSOFT.COM.N-AIME.BILL.QUE.QUAND.IL.N-EST.PAS.NUMICROSOFT.COM.MUST.STOP.TAKEDRUGS.ORGMICROSOFT.COM.MAKES.SHIT.ASS.SOFTWARE.T10.NETMICROSOFT.COM.IS.THE.COMMERCIAL.ARM.OF.THE.WORLDGOV.ORGMICROSOFT.COM.IS.SOON.GOING.TO.THE.DEATHCORPORATION.COMMICROSOFT.COM.IS.SO.VERY.SKANKY.NETMICROSOFT.COM.IS.SECRETLY.RUN.BY.ILLUMINATI.TERRORISTS.NETMICROSOFT.COM.IS.NOTHING.COMPARED.TO.EVILGOAT.NETMICROSOFT.COM.IS.NOTHING.BUT.A.MONSTER.ORGMICROSOFT.COM.IS.NO.MATCH.FOR.THE.WANNABE.TERRORISTS.AT.JIMPHILLIPS.ORGMICROSOFT.COM.IS.NO.MATCH.FOR.A.UNIXNINJA.COMMICROSOFT.COM.IS.HOPELESSLY.INSECURE.ORGMICROSOFT.COM.IS.GOD.BUT.LINUX.SUCKS-FOREVER.ARTISTICCHEESE.COMMICROSOFT.COM.IS.AT.THE.MERCY.OF.DETRIMENT.ORGMICROSOFT.COM.IS.A.STEAMING.HEAP.OF.FUCKING-BULLSHIT.NETMICROSOFT.COM.HQ.SHOULD.HAVE.BEEN.MOVED.TO.BAGDAD.JUST.BEFORE.THE.GULFWAR.ORGMICROSOFT.COM.HEBERGEUR.DE.SCHIZOPHRENE.ORGMICROSOFT.COM.HAS.NO.LINUXCLUE.COMMICROSOFT.COM.HACKED.BY.HACKSWARE.COMMICROSOFT.COM.GUTS.NLMICROSOFT.COM.FILLS.ME.WITH.BELLIGERENCE.NETMICROSOFT.COM.FAIT.VRAIMENT.DES.LOGICIELS.A.TROIS.FRANCS.DOUZE.ORGMICROSOFT.COM.DAN.HILLIER.OF.EXETER.UK.IS.A.DUMB.ASS.EVILJAM.COMMICROSOFT.COM.CODERS.SHOULD.DUMP.WINDOWS.AND.CODE.FOR.THE.MORE.PRACTICALMAC.COMMICROSOFT.COM.CANNOT.HACKUNIX.ORGMICROSOFT.COM.AINT.WORTH.SHIT.KLUGE.ORGMICROSOFT.COM.A.ETE.CREE.PAR.BILLOU.A.L.EPOQUE.OU.IL.FUMAIT.DU.COLA-COCA.ORGMICROSOFT.COM.A.BIEN.BU.DU.COLAMICROSOFT.COM
*Oct 26, 2001, which I just realized happens to be someone's birthday.
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