Grandpa's stuck up on the roof.

Quote of the day:
"I feel for those people, but I think some of their relative is still in our attic."
--Barbara Vreeland, of Forest Grove, OR, who had an urn of cremation ashes crash through the roof of her house. The deceased's family had been attempting to scatter the ashes from an airplane when they lost their grip on the urn while holding it out the plane's window.